The Church of Lazlo - 09.12.17 - Headlines

Tuesday, September 12th


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And only count the loan forgiveness. And I don't know if I'm allowed to explain yeah. No matter but I appreciate the insight. I'm take and your advice. Under notice I'm gonna look into it. We. Everything is nice and here now. Nice and new. New buttons. Whose words. It's a way. Does your body and proud you. Guessed she is seeded. I mean yeah yeah. Jim yeah. I'm hanging. Look I was trying really yeah yeah stranger things sung better. So I histories BC anchors and feel like you've. Guys bowling green is that there since it got really good reviews I understand how dishonest feeder which. It's how mad people I've changed nothing. Grace. I enjoy your passion it's like they signed up for subscription. And the services available oh yeah right. Man this is free. So enjoyable weekend. I. And I apologize to you and everybody else or take a Monday that was on the line. Guy from now on will submit my vacation requests schedules not only to my boss. But to attack side as well you can either true or tonight. We brought in Bridgetown and I expect you whenever you call in sick or take a vacation the senate to make. We did as an American. Take today off and it was disrespectful to the troops. On 9/11. On 9/11 Africa I was in New York City on 9/11 Dick had shown respect you know that. That I was in TriBeCa. When Jay-Z engineer right next to the Freedom Tower Freedom Tower I saw that night lit up. It is for our Freedom Tower. I love us Marines and on my pizza sounds. And every corner of New York City. So you get to watch. Football. I was unless I saw an and Denver game yet speak and no link the second half of the Denver again. I was young lady here arrive. You know site right. And so then when you're even an out there and our further among one of the palace football on it snow of the saints run yeah into they did that whole. Ice the kicker thing within. That their new kicker and I hate to be that guy. As it came down to the end of the game it was a three point game the charges came back and and chatting and almost had to stand. It's fourth down with five seconds to go and here comes young lady who. And in South Korea and came to the United States since. Being in the sixth praying. This time around it's good but it's you know Paul before. Okay man. Coaches want will leave with the way. Forty sport it's what they want. So I don't want either team to win so but. It's pretty fun. So it's an exciting game that was bad. No wins mounds by the way the first female. Natasha finals she's done a lot of college game three as an innocent seem here organizer Louis I knew who's the guy that they said have a break down on the sidelines and works for ES PNC then on to mouth I didn't actually see this for you I don't know what happens to own the you guys. Watson now on the main. This diversity in the background it's helping him a lot tonight quarterback at Colorado. Back in the NFL. OK but I wasn't as bad as it could have been blowing people are saying there's no way this actually works Trieste in a seemingly had a meltdown. Okay he got nervous. I thought I could have been a lot worse. He got through it. Two big news of the day. Which was really just at the last couple hours and apple have their Big Ten year term plan tried ten year iphone's. Announcement. And everything a lot of stuff at least you know in the last couple of weeks. And IOS eleven who leads in this it was a well maybe this is apple so does apple does stuff on purpose to get misinformation out there but. Everything that's. People that kind of predicted was partners and I found eight and made us right. They look a lot like the iPhone seven took the all glass. And then we were skipping the ninth there is an iPhone acts but it's not an iPhone next. Tonight on ten. This is iphones. It is the biggest leap floored since the original iPhone. And just like people predicted it's gonna cost 999. Dollars be the most expensive. There's an awesome iPhone yet they say it's awesome like hearing hearing you believe them. We'll let it what did you hear two words. Stop working. If you're an injured person I guess you think it's. Socks your iPhone and I guess you're excited because people online who were Andretti was in a statement just Samsung phone for more money little less features and so there's no home button anymore. It just swipe it yeah. Uses. Facial recognition and I that govern the home button is obviously still water and dust resistant and Noel ED screen which they had predicted an edge to edge display. Now looks fancy resort you can make take four K video respecting get a better picture. He's very violent Sharon. 999 dollars. I just to the payment famers Ernie your deliberate and get right now. Windows and using comes selling orders on the fifteenth on the fifteenth OK so any music comes out like what we can. We persona to the announce its. And then like I said the eight. It's like the seventh only it's all blacks. So there you go. Oh they also announced. They're gonna do. Over what's if you don't watch the watch is going to have wireless and announced we don't have to be connected to Bluetooth on around noon is that they were saying I don't have an apple launch wasn't that that was the first piazza said that apple watches the best selling watch rip in the they set up outsells Rolex initial list. I'm excited to be there. And apple TV now has four okay and they're gonna stream stuff you know kind of like its. PlayStation if you were a slingbox from those things you can be a strength. Like their own judicial. Notice did not say apple TV trial goes right. I don't know making their own Smart TVs out between when your house Samsung doesn't want people thought the days. Mike do that some Nuba yeah makes cents. Come home and have a great big. More okay TV that looked like your iPhone was easy to use like that man I've said before us and they made. I package down night for you put to an agrarian soul and you get a call our. 200 grand did you make payments on like this is averaging an eight man so here's here. Apple all appliances your apple TV here apple car that's a bargain if we're talking boy you don't write an interview of the fracture anything else you can own this house and have everything furnished there you don't know me. This out life and I've started a program run a nation and one of those. People Southern California we take a weekend off and comment. Will be the first person in the high end line. The official dogma apple car and I saw last week commute before that. There were some you know they get a lot of information by a team requests for patent system that's meant. And one of them was sitting at some point apple had thought about replacing wheels. On the car. With its. You know like look instead of just you yeah yeah. Rather they did that. Like yeah. I love the monumental card. Well I can just do heroin almighty and pour myself in the vaccine really take me momentum car. Yes cent of this seems like you may have had too much treatment. Of Willie Mae. Let's get out here speaking apparently I drive my my ex girlfriends have to look at. God damn that is likely I don't know just a bad I think it's about I didn't do it against us. She seems to notice the her husband's giving the chip. Shot from just take me. Some homeless or know how much the apple products arsenal communion after ringtone Nemo an image and make you funny human deaths since you're right you're just make payments yeah. Yeah I don't think I've ever teed off. I think it paid off the last. Or three thumbs I just say. Re not even notice. Like ten or fifteen bucks a month or something and parents should be given new these silent June of next year she. So now you have to decide laws are you gonna dead. Being. Apple TV. Or are you going to die easy. Xbox one acts. When it comes out. I guess she get a boat you can run your apple TV your new apple TV through your Xbox one acts and UC. It's just another Xbox confidence everything's in its may forecast. Lot of choices. I am kind of excited about Oprah Show me for getting so much. So I don't think she's just yeah. I love that idea. Did you guys watch video play Matchbox Twenty god damage certainly. Yeah do the moonwalk. You watch. On your subscription. So yeah. Times. The rescue. Guess what's at video of UC Berkeley county who it was it's. I mean the money from the vendor walks and I was and it's just a lot of people off feel puzzles and now. All right well. I issues went through watch sisters. Campus officer UC Berkeley who was confiscating money from a vendor hot dog vendor because as he didn't have the problems are just taking money out of his wallet and someone's filming multi. It's. Darn my. Good drinking jumpers on the football games and no ticket and a 109. Earning a living. Ceremony occasionally. Florida law and order criminal not a guarantee people drinking in public. Here appears. My review policy. Journalist I'm doing well I'm telling you know you all slowdown if you'll. Under features and you see drinking in public and on working man gets his money taken away and a take. All right let's go to. You right now and then you right all right so. There's an investigation has been opens to look into what the officer did find out if that was what he was a lot of soul that's actually not sure it's. So those in the action didn't have the right to do that in this instance. I just saw today over 54000. Dollars has been raised. For that fender after the real viral 54000. Dollars petition for the you fired us like over a 100000 signatures. I do you see that I never saw that they are opening the investigation and I saw this morning at 54 that over 54000 dollars has now been raised defender. So. And we go to the go fun Nancy. Yeah we're 60081. Dollars now pinnacle of 101000 dollars. Tell you well and young. Anderson left. And how are your parents and they survived hurricane. Her mom and I hate to lose power. Governor say 60% mistakes that power. Dominant Austin's name you know. I saw that like they were sending power crews from here locally to go down to Florida city workers from all of the country get down and help them get back. A line. I don't know it's still a 60% but I saw but this morning news governor since they. 60% of the state was without power. How much is now out of Florida and what remains of her is marching north. In her wake she's left a path of devastation and so many homes without power. In Jacksonville in northern Florida record breaking flooding in the city's mayor offering this advice. And I would remind folks to put a way white flag or something it represents a white flag we need to get you out that's the mayor Jackson. Us you lived in Jacksonville Missouri lake there or something. So the flooded they were I was watching home videos and this relates to be known as is all flooded but. The mayor of Jacksonville telling people if you need help put a white flag house that we know to come get. And those Amanda I didn't know it was that bad there either of us on this morning. I don't more than leakage. I arsenal I mean you're about to lay eyes solid read about the flooding the home video that I watched it posted on this news are all. The guy was saying this is where the lake used to be over here. Now the waters everywhere. Downtown was flooded. Is there another hurricane. On the way I saw something this morning says. There could be another hurricane and there's another hurricane coming we knew about tended to right. We knew about Jose. There's another one and it's all right I mean I guess there's some of their own troubles. You turn it is. There was another one we suck it's. Fascinating stuff stuff you know our property value sausages and knows. He roof everybody's everybody's gonna wanna live here now because it's safe. Now Perkins. Where Michael Hirsh home when's the last minute micro burst I was a kid a little. Does I played that Muller knew a lot and I don't think. Town. And let's look Hydro burn as well why not let your moms tell my story teller or its root it's not a micro Bradstreet felt I was like oh man. It was a man burst. Michael. Reach. I. Those sales micro burst yeah no wind blows us somebody's house and they go then just. And independents who are making math in the bathroom and people like I'll look. House blew up the site okay. Where the roots go in micro burst. Where wire eyebrows reflector yeah. He's crazy. And what strategy at June two mini and micro burst Santiago. Conte OK so that's yet and we catchy and Jose now there's another some tropical storm that entered into hurricane. Pulled out right out of Lance. I heard someone say that Lawrence. He said there was another one. Look at just a big George street guy street Columbus. It was like right after Donald Trump shows no global warming I mean let mother nature hold my tools. Pulled my confidence. I. Yeah I forgot all about true. I heard that name and while. I did hear Mitt Romney's gonna run for senate. Does know is that soon he when you saw morning. My brother. There's collects. It's wrong. And as. It's dangerous assignment yeah these are scared of them Simoneau these pictures. President who we don't see it and I am my phones and firm run and you do us taxpayers so many times. So I finally Clemens when you can mean looking you're sure you know he doesn't seem you just shows me pictures of his motorcycle under par. It's no. The other. Contacts as I said Jesus what's going on our UK music LE AM totally fine discovered and no big deal allegedly told. How are you okay things you know tow truck came and pulled by government and our history you know he's a Dodgers moved forward. So I heard I heard his brakes no way. Sharon. Just very very scary. You talk your sister. Violet talked yet. And actually I was sitting there watching Leno is thinking about siblings and continent you know. I felt weird coincidences and I'd just been thinking about how to talk to my siblings enough and sending us pictures like environments. So you know. All your. So it's. Call your siblings. If you have siblings. Older siblings where you know. Do you wish your little brother and Jerry shed a little brother and sister. Ever wish had a Big Brother. When you're never bogey coolest dad brother device cigarettes and beer and stuff like that. I haven't talked about it I just grew among family and I never wanted anything you wanna I mean don't you want to follow how much older is your sister the new. Seven inch OK I thought it was as you can by Libya. I thought it was more than Alex you're almost kind of an only child to choose and how's it. And stuck on you had a sister in the strength to. Two sisters every show Rosen yeah that you knew generally should. We know that. Guarantees that yeah. I'm a little fall far from the tree. Man living there and shoot fewer homeless. I don't know yeah that's basically. What this is all about. Really if you break it down that's what siblings are people who keep you from being homeless. What's your parents or not. Right yeah that's it it's your friends hey you you got no one else you always have your Simmons you're an only child I don't know what the hell you do. I don't know what happens then what happens then if you. Is what you're an only child your parents are gone homeless you have to be you have to really really really nurture those relationships with your friends. If you can (%expletive) is simply not there are special and helping out maybe a well yeah I mean it may you can really really got a following now. I'm what do you think it was a case yeah people Kansas City what do you think their Brothers and sisters and aunts and we've given up on them for drug addiction and they go yeah see times and sometimes it might not have families and tell us they just. And everybody's circumstance is different you would goods beautiful music you don't have to worry about as simple as that taken you under my wing. Thank you. No you welcoming me anytime soon. The Eagles and I mean to him but. Newman on the air I mean.