Thursday, 09.06.18 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

Thursday, September 6th

0:00 - Headlines
Burt Reynolds has died
Shooting at bank in Cincinnati
NYT bombshell op-ed
Update on GoFundMe couple
28:10 - A list of jobs that men/women find sexy according to Tinder swipes
47:47 - A mom is in trouble after posting a video of herself giving her child a swirly
01:00:11

Transcript - Not for consumer use. Robot overlords only. Will not be accurate.

So righteous it's. On all sides. Selfish. And the siren you'll mend. Well these dark. Will strike down low numbers. No it is home run and led bugged although bam bam is on a conference call. Which. Doesn't matter. I have to do a lot of conference calls sure sure a lot of people do you pay only job is right so maybe you can relate tennis if you can't I apologize when you call into one of these things and there's like this probably had fifty to a hundred people on it yeah. And so you can hear and Colin do their due to. I am still shocked every time and the number of people who say no it doesn't look they're freezing you have that little number yeah. That you punch and after you call so that they know you're there so the you don't have to say a word says hey you know what. Ding Dong called out yeah that's his access code used it you don't have to sit there and ask if people can hear you. And then just talking over people dislike. 15100 people your your talking over the subsidy funding on the public school system and this is something and there's a lot of series conference calls and don't trust. Noted they re always sonus. I love when you get on a conference on there's always at least one EA. And I you know me man I put an amused blue collar and put on new and leave and I wanna hear it. And just walk out of the room comeback at the end hang up okay good talk boys' room. I like to take it off you really got to thank you don't. Thank you forget about no thanks and then hang up that's my you know just use your voice Linus yeah okay thank you all right. Okay good talk all right about it OK Sheila at a like OK the idea that okay. I really informative Shelly thank you okay bye bye now. I like to do that and then just hang up and there's always wore masks all who wants to do what I'm doing but instead of putting on your puts it on. I've gone home they're like who's got it all now there's you know there's play music down who port pool hot pool put it on all the did you guys you all music out there. The key here is that I don't know he's not here anymore. And did not check what the people around zero and CI if there's a body in York and your office there or put it on hold. Like. A that's when I'll walk out of the room and I come back an hour Leila I'll get good jobs Shelley 8000 brilliant. OK thanks okay but why not yeah. I'll see you guys next month at the conference good job I just fix them let's sell some carpet OK so also talk a bit. Generally the old old. It's. It's one of those things OK game's good job yeah yeah all right. Now sells sells well tonight but yeah. Super excited okay thanks Sean. Ivan and at the beginning it is when this was supposed to take I was told we just EG for like 1015 minutes. The beginning this nice and we don't think this'll take the full amount of time that you've done a lot of them a good game complicit. So rather than an hour we think we can get this done half hour forty minutes. An hour at 45 minutes unsolicited tender and dean. Okay demonstrate. The loop for its job to him that was awesome man things are condensing busier on their cells also out. What about the ones in the making log in on some sort of a browser and now you know you can move they want you to move the click here into this thing. No doubt I have an idea yet since O'Connor and their son faster going and there are people as on this one who had. Of they had their webcams on. There's just a couple old white guys and a little. And their move around from the webcam accuse him on sixteen. If we understand you're on laptops are you invoke whatever. No one needs to see you you can turn that off. I never took a little I didn't hear. And I won't say when. But I did do when they called me downstairs like the big boss's office and I came and there's like three people here. And then they just dialed into a conference call I was there and it was all of the attorneys. And the airlines and it is set then. So Bob. Yeah I feel I know I'm tells what you did and I'm like. Wins nothing happens and movement not good and then like look you know we're on your side so we're here to help you need help we need. If you need to ask everybody else leave the office and use won't talk to us some light. Okay yeah. All right good job boys still sells well. But the residue that was definitely our new president to tell me what you think I did and before I just I've blurred because I feel I go to. I'm like what is this MI twelve where I just started admitting stopping you guys tell me if that's the one yard yes and I needed no wonder why does this is inside of work outside of work. Within the last twenty minutes last twenty years. We narrowed isn't it John well. It's a gun running right now in lately about gun running Wales on a bitch. My favorite lawyers story will always do trafficking local not that moon we're born and you remembered to you guys don't want my gym once you offer up something here that that the probably 20032004. And that conference call the lawyer in the lawyer lasso had to. He said I wanna know exactly what you said to me exactly 7000. This is exactly what we sat in some fast send this nice in this and the lawyers goes. That was like what look hold off calmed on this. CNET and keep in mind that our bosses say no listen I know I'm just say that I told Jeff and I told this was bad. We really had convinced ourselves that the lawyers would help calm my boss and guys like look just talks we never done anything illegal here this is fine when Matt lawyer. But let's say it usually won't be there. Dom hi Kevin sauce itself and I think that's a good call or I'll. Good called okay. Well the news. Burt Reynolds. You may not have noticed when you're still alive today. This morning and yesterday and he's not anymore you know 82. And so I'm playing out there I guess I had heard he was going to be in the Tarantino movie elements. I don't know if they don't like it or not I saw him on TV probably about a year ago promoting something and he did some sort of the economy by outings thing. He always had some sort of weird sunglasses on the last few years right but Hugh look I mean they wheeled him out during the commercial break and when they came out and here he is in. I'm just saying he. I thought to enlighten us we'll let us guys he had easy didn't look there on out agents everybody Manhattan. Did you go back now they Pashtun has some of those pictures from bill you elect but beyond shark he's machine or. Whatever was those movies man that was a hand some hands on hand coal man's man right. And then I didn't have any just was wearing pink scarf some pink glasses being wheeled around like man. Time waits for nobody had that weird fake hair snow makeup that they put only search a tough because in boogie nights he still looks pretty good news for anybody hadn't seen him in a while I guess have been abuses and and he looked he looked pretty good where I feel said he was they call him Fat Albert Reynolds or remember I thought he looks fine. And sometime within the next few years just not too long every just sort of look at all and did you. Good Jose you so mention good lies yeah born Carlos. So our life you. What was the what was the premise smoking advantage trying to get Coors Light over the Mississippi you're excited as an. I'm going back. Did you when you're a kid I assume you saw that moving your kid. Were you attracted to Sally fields or. NA. Sally Field today Meg Ryan type away right. I was really a testament Ryan I don't know like Mannheim wasn't like this bombshell shoes channel like oh man look how. Yeah hued and you know I'd like to marry this girl last what I think sell the English. Well as far as I know she's a cash per Reynolds. Last week at 82. There was a shooting at a bank in Cincinnati. This morning I guess. Four people died. They love they send more than three to four missing boat so. I think four is probably the number if you include the gunman is the gunman was killed as the police chief. What I can't say our officers responded very quickly main case that the red and they neutralize that threat however there was some tragedies that didn't hurt you know be. Things that we see having across the country and we all have to be vigilant and prepared to deal with the situation like I think from what I see preliminarily. The leave the bank responded with their lockdown procedures as well as our officers responding to the dangers of we will have more to come missiles it becomes available. Is it weird that if you could hurt just I don't know 1015 years ago but there was a shooting at a bank in four people died. You get this imaging your head of a guy in there with the on a ski masks on. Or he's got. Now you're here. Shooting at bank. And my first and even though they said bank judge's son was just Hindustan must give us. Some sort of problem was summoning used to work there yes. Bill. Mentally ill. Exorcism course original. Prayer chains and Texarkana to Atlanta. Spinach and because there's something about the river you couldn't processor. You guys were talking about this earlier. Under your aware. I think a lot of people are it's probably the biggest story in the last. 1224 hours since New York Times story New York Times opinion piece shirts. Anonymous person. Claims should be. A member and terms White House and if you have a letter is not very long. They saying. Essentially that trump has done some good things. They may make it clear I'm not a leftist. And I don't have a secret leftist agenda I think trump has done a lot of good things I want him to do better but. Myself and others. Are all here trying to keep him. From doing more damage because there's a lot of damage that affairs. And yes summary you like some of the things he's done but we have to keep them in check because. The X irrational yes. And they toss and then they leave and say well you know there are some adults in the room and yes I think that's what I think that's what this. I'm so happy he says that the New York Times should turn this person over for national security say persecution. And it's not the nation in water board everybody works in the White House. Until someone tells me and is so Paul Ryan says he's not happy about it either Arizona Chris Christie on I think Good Morning America saying look. New York Times is again and give this person. So you know I just forget it they're not gonna tell you know Lou was you can argue about whether I'm the person wanted to write the story or should have written the story. But and whether or not you think that's a threat to have someone in the White House who. Doesn't. Agree with the priest thinks the president is someone who needs to be kept in check. But the New York Times isn't gonna give this person out trump says. That it did this speech is this beach is comments on this. So funny to me so ironic scene. Same thing with her before failing New York Times failing CNN whatever but the fact that he says in this they wouldn't be doing well without me. Do you understand why. They're doing better window you know. Has ever done. In less than two year period. What we've done so when you tell me about some anonymous source. Within the administration probably who is failing. And probably here for all the wrong reasons now. And the New York Times is telling if I weren't here. I believe the New York time. I was probably wouldn't even. I'm not president which hopefully will be in about. Six an excuse me. The New York Times and CNN and all of these phony media outlets. Will be out of business I'll still be out of business because they'll be nothing. Deride and they'll be nothing given to. Because people won't be scared anymore when they wake up in the morning knowing that I am the president but the thing I scared people so much these are reading the newspaper again. They subscribe to think patent court it's crazy to actually hired people as some of these places. And audiences. It's right Donny big ones even have a job of it wasn't for you. No one cared about what was going on until I saw you reach its. And hopefully we've done more in two years than any president in the history in the states. Well you know historic tax cuts. Ed. You know again. My thing. The person in the New York Times here she talked about that he's very historic tax cuts and his left shoulder he colon. Whoever it is the proud of them how you can president. The name in the union speech and when a shot on fort Sumpter. College where it was like less than a month. So that was a big yellow went Johnson and a civil rights action. Well now in the voting actually east talking about not to Bill Clinton probably that's as far as any senate history I know but that's his history. As those people so I'm just saying those little things that struck me when he so that was an hour. Interest. Ali you. At first I thought about the historic some cracks. Not done. Is Doug Doug Moore. It's done more to sell more newspapers. We talked yesterday about the need to remind doubt. The couple in Pennsylvania. Raise money for homeless guy. Last year girls who runs out of gas. Almost tech user in his last twenty bucks. She starts and he goes on meet her boyfriend theories of 400000 dollars or around 4000 dollars in the sky they were giving him money there incrementally. I think this it won't play the game 20000 dollars and then he blew it all along to. And drugs and giving money to his family it's one that I read an army can't hurt. Anyway he's thirty complain they. This is my money I should be able to get it in we played audio yesterday the couple on Megyn Kelly show last week same look. We haven't spent any of this money for ourselves to guide the boyfriend said. There's a one time the 500 bucks the casino and eat Gaby back pay them back that he took that money I gave it back to them. And I think he's still has over 150000 dollars in his bank account while. And judge for the homeless man said. Sorry the lawyer for the homeless men asked to judge if they can get the money judge says yes hand over the money and the lawyer for the couple raising money. Comes back he says there's no money we looked and suddenly it's it's gone. The question was what's gonna happen to these to alleviate any trouble. This is the veteran homeless veteran that they were raising the money. I have asked them for everything this town. And again and it was a joke like they were like my parents. When the jokes I was damn funny after a while the I think he's pretty hypocritical. Can you tell me I can't manage my mind because now my spin room. So this or torture this morning police executed a search they executed a search market but the chiefs. At the couple's home man using different world around and his. Looks like execute both of them when they executed search warrant. Went through their home and took their car to the BMW and that was trailer when they relieving having gone through all their stuff. They searched this BMW in the driveway. Of the home and cars loaded into trucks and taken away. So. We gas yesterday. And getting in trouble should they be in trouble whose money is that I mean they raiser for the almost endlessly think they'll finally said. We're gonna try and work on getting the money backers can only guarantee. So we're gonna let go yeah yeah that's you all go funding guarantees. Which I've now been giving people. Reassurance pink. You can count comes of the bill's funding guarantee. So. They might feel a lot of trying to. Maybe not maybe they just wanted to have a look. But they're if they've got to search warrant at Columbia house movies toughness or search your car and leave with that program. Did who paid for the damage they did that couple buys the car with the money from the gulf on these out why they're searching it. Did the it doesn't matter now they execute our have something. This is why you don't try and do. Nice things for the people are always bad virus and always backfires don't do it. And every year's story like that in well he's trying to do something nice for somebody never. If they raise 400000 dollars they should be allowed to run by BMW's and thing. They raise some money. DC denizens of really nice assigning. I was driving seventy haven't. Chris Sale the and done. This level I'm turning laughs. On the street and there's so. A guy in front means he'd like kind of blocks or pulls over stops he gets out of his car. And there's this foolishness is able to be physically and mentally disabled and she's probably. Curling debuted her. Only forty something like that she's standing over by the bus stop I didn't even notice or easy stops are puts his hand out to kind of blocked traffic. And he walks up to this woman and puts his arm around her. And helps across the street and just kind of blocks traffic with his arm around. And you'd like a FedEx uniform arsenal right. And then and I just brought kind of look at Kennedy well first we were angry what do what do you do it and then we see he's actually helping someone. I don't know about you behind even item list you know. Really nice pleasure. And executed it. I already know just. Some people are just nice to live our lunch mr. I was just says it's really just a nice guy. And then you try using it I guess I would maybe I would have done that if I see and I didn't see it knocks I wouldn't and there's no I would have done that and just how comfortably wasn't going up to a talking tourists say hey you know you OK and then put his armor are walking across Aguilera piggyback ride. Come on get our. Always an option. That's like go to remove. But I don't know how that ended I was in her eating into the grain sales so good all ended terribly thank gentlemen just like it has. Sure this couple who tried to help the homeless veteran. Us positioned in trouble was ceremony. And they won't gamble it away thinking gamble away. I mean they had to know it was coming but still. When they find out it happens man I usually causes don't really are gonna eldest son cried like 1015 grand whatever. You're doing okay you're gonna damage the guy the losses are drawn exact cause and as half a million dollars a listen you like American run live it's like who's gonna know. Most sudden you start and then. Next thing you know like I'll give bitumen doses you do give him some and a refund MP both start tweeting about it here like. And they are native Kelly variety sailors and only then there's a lot of couple's home like she knew of the homeless guy or thousand dollars. Drug use or whatever. The lady ran out of gas in the net new money to put gas in her car so ES that we give her money he had Tony bucks that he gave gripping gas station. Which I had that happen you remember allows allows drivers you have a team running right you have money that happened noontime I lost my wallet in my car ran out of gas there's an occasion I was an additional airline hey we're in parting we plaza an item party this is not a made up story. Is back win. Downtown at night was there's nobody down there yeah I mean like you. Fired again and they're good chance no one's going hear those DS. Twelve years ago probably and thirteen years ago and I was down by a where that Sinclair stations. You know over by Italian eyewear record bars announcer Gary and I are in kind of behind that I'm Randi gas is homeless guy walks up to me. And he says what's arsenal are visiting delegation I'm dressed as a woman and as a Japanese what he says he didn't get out and I. So let me help you pushes you pushes my car to that Sinclair stations 'cause they thought there was a woman that's why he's like get some gas and S and I don't know where my qualities I can't put gas wells and I'm not destined for monies that. Saint. Car. Is like also ask for money elbow pain so this guy went around. They're asking people for money ending gave me the money selected in his hands and I was buzz and a blow bomb. As imports even tea yeah he may have stole my wall and actually I'd I don't know that's I hate to ruin that story and it turned out later night. I feared that he may have been the one who actually. Stolen but it isn't going to turned up with the fewest. So I lost my wallet yeah it would seem may know at the time I thought I'd lost the party by must've lost or trying to push the car I'm no lawyer start. Yeah right I did have any pockets here so. It would seem as though. And it maybe got lost sometime between the car running out of gas needs to wind when I got to gas station. I'm looking around I don't know along okay. It's I'm disappointed in Brazil where a kimono on nine months. Zone and there was actually guy and you definitely don't think I'm making this up so coming there was a guy in the gas station wasn't working never used talk and guys working there. White guy had a tear drops had to right here and he said to me. What are you doing here I set I ran out of gas or Chinese money city you need to get out of here you're going to get killed. I said I'm very sorry sir I know I shouldn't be here earlier is that Halloween card yeah he was upset with an incredible I got to. Southside of Chicago or something the media the hell out of here. I've taken the wind off I think. First bad moves shouldn't and I should just played it up I should just can I do damsel in distress Zach Miller helped me. I can't I can. Run again due to injury fascination anymore it's 2018 out of focus help. A couple of years ago but I I could go to anybody in my life depended on it though just now would you imagine right now you know what I mean doing that I'm not impressed I was I was sound like designation girl. This uses mikes off here from. You know what it sounds like what just so they did it say what you say in your voice now all of okay right poll I'm so sorry I don't have any money. I'm just a young. Geisha girl. Equipment at the was trying to get home and guess MIK car has run out of gas just the but it was OK there it. Good guards of an infinite and a aghast. So I'll just go back gives us who has you know eighteen months ago what Panasonic like. And you can imagine I can let me tell you it's convincing as a whole reason I am I know I have out there on the first place and people said this is what you should go as you can you can relentless song. I'll give anything video. I mean running out of gas or me at the party dancing and negation girl it's and you ask me what we can do. Is actually the Jose geisha girl down the hall. I'll give her and then you can tell us. And she'll actually be here we need to on site. I can tell ourselves and intelligent well until ready teller then she can say what. You would what you suddenly earlier Julio got a networks. Element. Yeah. Don't bring here and here everybody this is Katherine news comes right here in here or not closing out. Captain not beating his usual. But our bus. Gave very clear instructions were not supposed to have any other coworkers who were not on air. Personalities. And on the years you understand. Just nod your head if you understand it she understands that good. Why she's still here. I'm an aspirin actually for me. Image gallery when doctor I'll talk to let's get off let's place in music and I can go talk to her. Through such a lot of things from earlier. Me now about a thing from his whole reason I was on the conference call us. Shia and it now. Let's just say if it wasn't her I wouldn't of had had a chance to speak to this gentleman today and thunderstorms. And oh yeah. No yellow. You wanna know they knew that good news but it. The sexiest. Jobs. What men and women find the most sexy. Strippers. That is sexy job sex worker op. Porno star. Yeah UPS worker. Sure that is not all for you or you're saying four minutes the UPS are using you like Italy and general Allen UPS uniform ballot. What about a woman and a police uniform like now no no no. What if it's. Police uniform that doesn't have any jurisdiction or worry York. Stone quietly tops. Our cash equivalents that sent that back we'll that if you can. You don't like lady cops who. But I think it's it's pseudo. Now I'm not I don't think they can do their job I didn't take into an understatement to be by the god damn ball man you're likely people right. I'm I'm not singers sing and I can't do it balancing ready jobs and other jobs I'm saying in some respects a dual more. Then. You know then guys do too well yeah I like excuse me why are plates expire ride on a lot of stuff garment ago it okay well you know I got a lot of stuff going into resources regular ticket. There's never any conversation Dutch lady options right tickets don't like also it's like the schoolteachers things don't like him at all is the school teachers you know you produce like ladies and teachers right but it but there's different courts about them like the fact that they might say come on Gaza it's easy. Today there's a reason to date and the reason is because regular job too well. So you don't like female pilots. I can't do and I think winning and doing an American do work twice as hard against England line cops saying it's. Yours are all I've never had a lady cop says you know what I'll there's a warning that's never happened. Never. Sue you to read a wake up and ignoring. All the news. The I don't think gale our. We say is if it's if you get over and lady comes out of the garden of freedom drive away. Like whoa just keep my ticket is America. I mean it's a it might be back here are a little ladies it's okay parking imports a man's world responds I don't know I've done are right right she's about shock right now. Rask allowed OK Larry. That's the epic. The rules at a it's a crazy world under the Levin and I don't make any these rural. While it was as easy a lady cop. He says you know I got an act which is easy you oh yeah. At the so these. Jobs that women on ten terror are really into guys and you. Usually people think doctor for women. But doctor actually isn't normally the topples as they do this list every year and as matter of fact when we Dennis list every time I can went on this list in the past. Radio has has been on the list somewhere now one yet does pretty well. Well look you know I mean strip look at all and not a barrel up to three of us have gotten and divorce out of the yeah baby out of Atlanta's got kids will. A world actively having sex which we shouldn't be each other. Do you really can lecture this if you really don't ask if I did work would you please do you think that three of us we're gonna mail room somewhere that we just we we we would all these other colors that I got it up like this discussing here have been an alternate. Mail. All right so here's a full list this is tenders. Most right swipes jobs of the year according to this release that was based on this thing that the authority itself. For men. We'll sort number fifteen. Entrepreneur Newark. We like women entrepreneurs that mean this is what women like in man that's what they like meant alters or will it meant as I was like where's my unit in Atlanta that. Well hey Ali okay we're waiting cops I'm kidding it's saints as they're ladies is doomed. A number fourteen is firefighters such dramatic we knew that the calendar for Chrysler workers went like that we're like ours chiropractor. Like chiropractors Leah contrary. Teacher. Number twelve a veterinarian. And you love animals and your doctor. Right so really doctor you know I mean. You're. Your on animal doctor via the doctor was yearning animal doctor and your networks I don't know if they are. The cards are veterinarians who knows I think that's I don't know it's a good want to go to one when it's real cold syrup and if I'm sure he would not be above. Trying noted that health insurers are the target and technical. Engineer is number ten. A graduate student at a college graduate student is number nine in a model imagine that Ashton Kutcher style number seven visual designer. Number six producer. Mean. PR and communications number five public relations I don't know all. Well if you saw public relations on someone's profile. That actively turns women on I don't know I don't I guess I don't really know water up PR person in a normal he's awesome and Kansas City who did PR. Wouldn't you just said do public relations silica stable corporate maybe maybe they'd figure to communicate or lawyers number four. Physician's assistant number three. Pilot number two. The guys like pilots. And their boot and get this number one. Interior designer. Women like mail and I hear yes they are monitoring dissection they must think to themselves. You know what this guy. And help me get this house just like this cover crate and barrel or whatever it's called I don't know what they what what are the desire violent sex thing. I'm pretty useful right you'd think like I know that women think. That like I get a chiropractor like I mean obviously. Right yeah I have good weather and emphasized Bengie around. Whatever like I get why that would be got a lot on a ride all these things work together I get the pilot. I ill the only thing I can think Richard designs that they think I want my house to look like this magazine but I can't pull it off. So there's a regularly come to a not just wanna put in my mouth I guess I don't know. Largest recently and that were. Going to be in. The well. Because lasso said he was in trouble with the lady count but that's clearly not a truce to. Let's see for our women this is what we like in women what we elect a women marketing. Manager I don't know what that is but I am into it number fourteen lawyer who amateur team make up artists. Yeah. I'm doing make up artists and it won't you did. Make up artists they tend to have. If they carry that little. Tackle box around with them with the make up you know on the go on the commercial shoots or whatever their due on where they get people ready for there. Big day. Make a pars and that's why I'm thinking lets you guys are thinking like they're putting on fakes doctors for morrow walking debtors up I think you make up artists like. They do make up professionally right. Certain time girl. I don't know if there's sex it up but the a cosmetology us. General what a thousand titles led us to Armenia. Right is that we're talking maybe. And that's where you make plays at number number twelve journalists. Hopeful need to dig in that deep that's like you know lady capping wells rules I don't know about journalists than. African journal she's got a journalists in a checked your web history right. That's part like that that's what does she she digs trying to find the other girls. The journal did you date the weather girl. Now you're really trying to date the well. Did you date dinner and my memory is not alone she was like really rely just on an honest yeah we were not at war so I don't work here. Now human virtue of him. More or something. But Steve waitress bartender. Personal trainer. Entrepreneur or. Flight attendant. Teachers flight attendant plates and will wanna. Not anymore man was awesome battle planning. But I remember the three's company today when you know low what's his name. Jack Renner via and is body lived downstairs he come upstairs and be all disheveled and the real and what happened to do any good man and I. Fly home and a threesome went three stewardesses last night right then you're like man and I can only imagine if Sunoco came here right now all the shuttle Columbia when avenues like man. Flight helmet took home three stewardess is a delight to watch what are you okay. Who homered Joseph Leo was a sixty year old well I think you got robbed you didn't I wasn't three days stewardess is like we remember. That's not the way generals anymore but they're still out there and songs to Wear those uniforms. Micron now polyester pants and orthopedic shoes. Throw peanuts it was a stunner but if chair out there all the way please. You know it's plane did take off until you put your chair all the way out. Ninety engaged chairs down like now give me a Boehner of Sally with the equipment. It's now what used to be there is still sound a little it's built and it in the dapper in been lights and let's gently till she sings something real funny at the end of this thing when we land. Teacher number six. Pharmacists number five pharmacist is awesome my arms as is obvious now that this. The reasons we're discovering drugs right. Yeah but she's also a lot my pharmacist is brute demean. Which also turns me on she knows my name as Richmond oil at the stewardesses so while walking and then she's like. Yeah read. Look they're not gonna fell again okay yeah at a later brought out there and write a book I talk to doctor they say they're gonna call and like I looked and the insurance has no way this drug hasn't even been prescribed in thirtieth. Just her. Because you have to deal with so many people all day who were in their fighting with their insurance attorney that medication Odyssey intersection she has accused drug caused that true of course that's what she grunts and that's the chatting here and he's he sits two feet higher that you on that little you know podium. I can see your back there I can see your little. Khaki well educated you down where work for drugs for prescriptions that's attractive well but sometimes she gives him Jimmie the majority of the time actually you have to get to. It's it's the fact she doesn't want to what she makes it clear to me that doesn't want to change and shuttle launch is hot she liked me I should John I know that's. What makes it's like it will go to those world where there are no moral opiates and drugs that are outlawed. Right restored this bridge and commitment for one year old John is that there's a giant story here. With a quarter of it thrilled when medications. That are being pumped into the population. Right or wrong. Start follow the script that's when you went to college ward do it. According to you should you be a police officer of this doesn't work out solved. Not necessarily in the world maybe this is on the she thought she wanted to get into and now she realizes that he's poisoning the American population. But. Point is when women hate me out on lava and I think this woman hates me and she is this agreement lot. On the duty and over heels women who credit sifting through the piles. Pharmacist at some of five should be number one number for college grad student number three photographer dentists number two which. OK I guess is like a doctor because Reggie Harris is his number one which Oakland managed to pack one of those just like the old days what are. It does live in the old days where the nurse came in Hawaii. Beautiful ride and nine bonds and she was like are you okay now they just Wear scrubs that they get from the discount store and Reebok running shoes and their hair up in a bar and it worked eighteen hours straight but it all please can't we must act. I year Sox. Picks drugs will make America great again. Because we're nurses were like super hot and have to know anything interest payment and rubbed against Euro and that's what object of women. It used to be a top fitness sex is always about not syndicate do it again the topics that's exits this time but that's that's sexy Smart with it on a day about Scruggs insects and they swipe to date maybe one Europeans and now she's working three on two twelve hours she's got to work ethic mentally. I don't know if there it looked like it was good morning. That boggles monologue that's excellent look at that wants to of course we all do it's 2008. I seldom does as normal as. Cops many teenagers. It's schoolteachers and that's the way. And you have to get used to. What trumps. All the way it wants but I'm not saying I want to actually outlaws I'm saying this. List is thrilled with the current day inaccuracies. Based on what we think what's next in the nineteen. Minutes. Agreed that the flight attendant being news Donald stereotype. Than nurses physical stereotype. If you were to nevermind I'm I'm I'm I'm good. I'm dot. I won't dig any deeper cuts are below zero and that's number one as a nurse number one was the registered owners number one. Number one for me really would be the pharmacist she's off fire track here man she really does look for our guys. You're just a great yeah same medication for twenty years she throws up everytime I go in there side Jack Boone never you know shame team Matta publishing scene dramatically different medication on. Yes. I medications have been on the same medications for a long time. I'm sorry that now I everybody's taken them and. Look clearer idea ladies and ours. When she goes to work. And she put some scrubs. And me. 86 running shoes coaches got to Rihanna feet for nineteen hours write ups or bust your ass doing God's work. Argued again. Barely control myself right now. No yeah I think sees no no lipstick and we're living go to work and scrubs the kind of like the scrubs in the home line due. And a partner is in the scrubs because would normally do porno. It's a commercial it's always check instructs how to answer comes out what can I don't like yeah boy you guys really are gonna love this. The all blue scrubs. William V what do all the bottom scrubs in the Winnie The Who scrubbed not should be good. And a stethoscope. Guys are just. So horny for that but it's not a visual portraits that she's on acting like. Mackerel still hot here with the pony tails about what would never decided what sex is is that if I can see through your scrubs and still think they're hot and you imagine what she's gonna look like yeah I. Around you go out around. Would you like that some. No when he sees me like one looking you so what's your job then what's weird stripper I don't do it sooner or there's a sexy job at the Wentworth. So what's up what's the most sexy job it is I don't know. Lol it. And dressed like hot chicks but that one. Focus I was thinking. Construction worker good bit of luck to just shoot through Oklahoma. It's so beautiful. That she's so hot when she takes off her work belt. What she takes off for parole officer uniform she's hot so why don't write that down man points. Would you like when he's going to the I I don't want as my parole officer at least I wanted to killer. We just don't seem Britney Spears pictures that the paparazzi would take Wear their hair and upon no make up on acne shell and at the drugstore. And you're like man that thing about that is you see any of the parent drivers in the and he goes she still different person to person yes she's still hot the perverse but you're asking. Which one launcher when I go home today you want to wish you want to call can act or how our whole information not. Yeah they took their head shaped her strict oversell we're good judge. Bolster our honor at a I want certainly didn't warlords I'll want to elect a sixteen your whole life yeah. But thank you know that's what I'm looking for. We're done which is done yet is is that it's over it was fun while lasted looking back we made. Make this work for a long time NATO war second round flew under the radar whatever laws it. It somehow happened for along no longer. Will want to fingers and round in seventeen years it. Boca. Sixteens and Tia. Well. I think businesses soup and a bottle around and stupid for women to. Okay. Until I got those of the SX he's just of course I think if you really ask us what we can dissect these jobs are I like to see a woman over com. The stereotypes and statements. That. Society puts on them. That's really what this is all about right that's why lasts only loves lady cops that's why I love female pilots because you know they had to work so much harder to get there. And you know they're driven. And determined. And naturally beautiful thing it's too late to do. The Rula okay. We can be done unless it's us taxation topic dispose re sexy. You know. I'm with via I agree. To to sexy thing. He makes the points on its the year on tenure you're looking to hook up in the user you know what the sexiest things it term people long as what they're into. That's what it's about it and and by the way while those kind of describes you and iron described so it's still subjective. It if I could just untie your plans happen right again ploy and nothing gets me on Ireland. You lifting up their arms and let me pull that they have often you on time fan. Sure you all saw. Six fire the first. No yo. Did you see the story about the mom who is in trouble for the way she on mr. Zhan and her three year old now. Which in the moms who give the kids we'd we talked about that a second was on babysitters who gave the kids we don't know a lot of trouble that's not good. This mom is in trouble because. Her three year old son I think he set a bad word says she decided to punish him and she filmed it. What she did was she gave a swirling. Oh really yes she gave them swiftly. And she says it was a joke. She says it what does that actually in the toilet she used is kind of sticks his head down and ashy you'll hear her Sam got a clip. She was on the local news in floors she talks in shock. I YouTube video of it. They took a video of it and ultimately a shared an on base of one of her other kids took the video of but it seemed to me like she wanted them to okay an increasing the parents who have accused her. Run to school he follows behind the kid. Is it well it's no. This is well let's see wow I didn't agree with it and let you know and I'm like why OA's taken videos of you punishing a kid and putting them on. YouTube I don't I don't really understand that concept. But at least that acts out like he was like. I don't know as Richard mythology was like a military dandruff all coached at the dead and octagon Eurasia kids. This autumn midge got to run a mile to school everyday there is at least well I don't agree with that there was at least like this part of like okay whenever. Sorry kids you lost. Who your dad is lottery right lottery bought. In my hand up about a man to man I don't know may be quarterback for the raiders were on. Ira ought to feel about this from because he is young Emmys theory and the video. I know I feel about that why would you do that prosecutors had a toilet but the fact that people are saying because it turns up on FaceBook and people are saying. You should. Diet you should Geoeye yes he should be allowed to have your kids she talked about people wishing that telling her that they think images diaper this. So this is a clip from the video and and are talking to local news. Oh now the here the last thing that kind of sounds like crying to there at the and people said. Yes she says he's laughing but it sounds just like he's crying and laughing at the end there are those kind of sound like he's crying laughing I don't know hard to tell listen. Bachelor life. That. And then missile. At. So Larry's daughter guessing cabinets mean. Then Clinton then and never under in the water is safe every outlet they remain the top this I was here is Syrians think of will I lose my children over the you know or jokes who claimed police actually came on Saturday. The fate on the road because keyboard thank you come here and kill me. So they've been patrolling the area I was just thinking I mean I didn't inflict harm on him here any bruises because. He was laughing. Video everybody's just fast pace hooking me and tell me army died. I get it. Hundred edited yet and it's broad advice of and I've said that to myself a million times. People just stop faced and didn't me and telling me you want me to die I I dentists and so they thought would you put down my tombstone will look. And hey you can finally stop saying. So that they arrested her for dunking her sons had in the water because it's. They had to investigate after this was post on FaceBook and people complained about it so. They interview the child after reviewing the child police in the Florida apartment of children families recommended. That the state attorney file charges against Caitlin wolf that's a mom claiming the incident threaten harm of mental entry due to bizarre punishment. It's threaten harm of mental injury due to bizarre punishment. The State's attorney office said there was no physical abuse or neglect Caitlin wolf told channel nine she planned to wash outer toddler's mouth with soap and water but declined to discipline him. Another way after seeing a decided to do that discipline him another way after CNET child in a film get his head showed new to us that she was inspired by someone else's work. Good minutes and Guyanese Kidd run the school I don't know he seemed to have a lot of unusual punishment. But you and I were very much on the same side of the hole. Is it located educator at the switch thing is it okay this was a big issue couple years ago when there were some athletes and celebrities who had. Got in trouble for smack Americans around our punishing their kids with a stick and pickles found themselves on either side very adamantly some people said hey look my parents raised me that way I turned out fine that's what you gotta do god says spare the rod spoil the child whatever. And we were both you I think make the best most states. Point on that when you say you shouldn't have to use your size advantage right to disappoint tickets are always risk not what are the right time thought I try to say like when your kids to humanity it's like it's up slightly. I just have to back from Africa right so so. I did I don't like the idea of hate you set a bad worried isn't it on got to go up back pick a switch my comeback in tournament and it about it. That's a means abuse blots. This really thing I think is dom I don't think it's good parent team but I don't. I'm not as Texas. To me out I'm like I don't like and I'm like those personal and hang out whether I don't wanna be around her. You know if I I have to judge right now then knowing just what I know about are about not letting you know I'm not a big fan of parenting skills. That's out of work cordial if we're in this country. If were going to allow people to get their kids with branches off the tree. Or a belt or a giant wooden hand and we say well you know it discipline the kids we disciplined kids. Then if that's okay against an amendment toilets on to my right now I don't see how you. I'll see I'll stick to their had the toilet is somehow. A punishable offense in the eyes of the law. And hit him and ass with a branch off on the tree is like well that's just discipline. Well the attorney's office they're said there was not physical abuse or neglect so. You've got them saying now. Maybe they thought it was bizarre I don't know brother out here to ask them but they said there was no physical abuse or neglect the police and the state attorney. Suggested filing charges. Again when people were getting hit with switches to add any discussion about kids getting US which is a lot of people who were. Four it said my parents did that that you and I both said yeah our parents and a sometimes too but that doesn't mean or four. But the first thing I did think when I Seles was is this any worse than putting so open the mouth which I'm on dead. I'm took the pump soap which apparently is what this woman are at originally planned to do our kids has a bad word you can puts open his mouth. It's inspired by someone else's work on the Internet putting their kids right and toilets as a that's a better idea. I mean. Putting this open the mouth I don't like it I didn't like it when I was a kid. Obviously and looking back I think. That doesn't seem great. For a long time it seemed like the last or public I'll might that was a nicer way than. Well let our resilience. I don't know my parents are actually did it but I've heard that a million times a watch from Obama's opening you know some money they did not I remember it. You drive it in a list of things well maybe not as they have the belt is some maybe. On the list of things it's like that's not lament I'm really. Feel like limited end up feeling good I feel like they've had to put a Barroso my own mouth that someone. While we could amount couldn't find ourselves has yet to use like you know softly patted on the back to import like. And it was so bad and then one time my brother. I'm in trouble and date and he had to do it and he just marked. Everywhere all after so we got more trouble. Looking back my target that was not a good Wright was not a good scene for us probably not okay and you certainly wouldn't film that now. And put it on FaceBook I wouldn't think although this laid down there had. Her kids editorial. So I. I don't know. I just feel like this isn't as bad as in new York and the switched that's on saint I don't like I don't think I'm not encouraging it but. It's not as bad as blue even bruises and welts and no I mean your parents. Probably this little area it did you apparently physical intimidation is your parents or anything else creative. For punishments bill staining you know with one foot on the stool or wherever or staring at the corner for ten minutes away at America's ground you and hit you. Yeah that was it right you news. You're getting grounded and if that didn't. Affect you and often there are gonna hate you. Gap so when your mom ever do anything. Crazy. Weird now. I guess the soap thing was is I mean I got spank and stuff. I think I remembered a bell maybe once but. The soap thing to me was on tonight's CNT on TV it's in a Christmas story and I was hoping that it wasn't something that people. Really did anymore there and Andre wonder and it. It's sucked at these acts in stores you can find ourselves news. The liquid and go clearly and story. And it was only once but yeah it was only wants from me I think my mom realize like that's. They're real work it Jason like an awful and went down latter something you don't mean I don't I just remember it tasted like so and I could not get it the taste and I'm now because as we could spoke of was everywhere I was a surprisingly so now. Heard becomes public what the neighbor hitters on the rise in costs and here in running side and try to find a bar so currency issues that. Like earlier when my dad like restore applicant would use the belt but my mom there. I don't have kids so I don't know I'm sure you get frustrated sometimes and you do you think aren't as an act. The thinking you don't know what to you because in your mind like. Ends right there you're trying to come up with something I don't know what that is. But don't stick there heads in the toilet although I don't think it if you do that vote and when you kill you arm of his own genetic testing there are things different them senator judgment. Well I mean in a way I don't want to hurt a lot of what you are right I do think we have to get involved and I'm not a not a proponent of child abuse and there are things we need to get involved and but. You know. It'll probably say I'm too lenient ellington's. Sure right now and I don't do enough punishment diners a lot. And I I talked to like adults I don't really polish they'll do something like a man. BA and do your homework. And while you may think this is not a big deal now this is why it's gonna turn into a big deal and I can't help you with the so either do it. Or of these are going to be the ramifications and consequences and you know election's going to be tougher. Those are the that's kind of the way that I handle it and I'm sure you'll be like that is the dumbest thing I've ever in my life and you know I don't need them judging me so other judges busy and a bar fight with the kids. And I've never seen someone get this were early and never got us where they have never seen it in real life only in movies and television no one in my school that I know ever got. Digital albums and ultimately violence and adult not a good god damn shoes on tour school some people think that's too much exactly. Well let's also injured judgment. Well if you wanna give the judge's ruling I don't dazzle. Not right now you don't but he might do something that really pisses you off no eye on what is they want. If they want what I don't think both of the murders and the same time but individuals or use that one he might like ya wanna mind that would be it we don't have a daughter's on the same and he like at some point wanna be kids my I don't want him mileage when you thought would be more likely. Guinness world going to be younger ones. Come on your thinking your manager at a.
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